ultimategeekchopper:

dies

macarena-of-time:

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

narutos-dick:

trenchgun:

“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”

I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!

yunghomo:

just tryna make out with someone

pokemonpalooza:

Artist: 結衣

lifting:

pokémon emerald version | game boy advance

dontwinfriendswithsalad:

can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours

gaysexistheanswer:

hungarian:

someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer

thank you

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

weirdsynthnoises:

urqtgf:

How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed

thewondermansofar:

“You’re right, blink. It WOULD be nice to have a blowjob!” - Bill Clinton